Ten Commandments of Fishing...

• Thou shalt have no other sports before fishing.
• Thou shalt proudly boast of thy catch.
• Thou shalt exaggerate wildly about the one that got away.
• Thou shalt not sleep past dawn.
• Thou shalt clean thy own catch.
• Thou shalt not give away the secret of success.
• Thou shalt honor the ones too smart to be caught.
• Thou shalt practice the sport as often as possible.
• Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's net.
• Thou shalt give thanks to God, creator of all nature, for the
   catch of the day. Author Unknown.